11/14 9:10 AM Hey just saw this, I'd recommend just going on company websites and applying all over DC. There are tons of job postings and are very easy to get an interview. My roommate is a head hunter and places people in positions daily. If you want to email me, firstname.lastname@example.org I can look into something for you
Just saw your thread about lazy people not finding jobs. I see you're a financial analyst in DC-did you get the job on through a job board or networking?
I just moved to Northern Virginia 5 days ago and am looking to get into the field (I graduated in 2010 and spent a year teaching English in Korea). Back in school I interned with a major bank and was a finance major.
I'm trying to plan out my search and network with finance professionals right now. Looking forward to hearing from you!
3/6 3:06 PM Time for The latest edition of LARDASSIOís HOMO POSTERS.
I., LARDASSIO THE GREAT, proclaim this site FAG infested. To follow are the primary offenders. I know I will leave someone out, So please accept my apologies in advance. Donít worry though, you are still a FAG. The following postettes have made this board intolerable by discussing inane topics like how old LB and Nitt are or rating the top posters. It is nothing more than a huge circle jerk that is condoned by the MODS
1) ALADREW- REALLY tough to call a number 1, but I will have to go with ALADREW. The guy is 25 years old, bald, fat and ugly. Plus he lacks charcter and is not honest. He is George Costanza on steroids.
2) AUTZEN ROCKS- Sometimes a MOD , sometimes a poster, always an asshole.
3) BAMA GRAD 75- This old cow needs to be put out to pasture. A serious bit of advice for the old Heifer, lay off the drinking and driving. It is against the law and you canít post on RIVALS from prison if you kill someone..
4) SKUNK CONTROL- Had nothing against this jerk until he hijacked my Fan Page. Donít be a dick SKUNK.
5) MIZZOU FALCON- This chick is a jerk with no redeeming value. Thank you for including me in your sig as you are VERY good for the LARDASSIO business. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO6) DAWG E. STYLE- The guy is never funny and his wife is probably a spy. Feel free to add your beef.
7) BRONCO BILLY- Ex MOD on another board with a serious case of ass kissitis.
8) VT- SMITTY- This tennis fruit is actually a plus for the board.
9) SC GARCIA- Anyone who has suffered through ANY of this guys posts knows what I am talking about.
There are about 25 more idiots who deserve inclusion. Donít worry, Iíll get around to you later.
LARDASSIOÖKING OF RIVALS. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
2/13 9:47 AM Breaking News......SKUNKCONTROL, well known Rivals poster, fag and gerbil exterminator was found dead this morning. Cause of death has not been released, but sources indicate he died from a massive ingestion of Gerbils. SKUNK had no CONTROL when it came to the furry pleasure balls( his affectionate name for the critters). Emergency room officials estimate that 73 dead gerbils were pulled out of his rectum at Oklahoma hospital in Norman.
Mr. CONTROL was scheduled to host an emergency benefit next weekend in Norman, designed to beg pet stores nationwide to donate their gerbil stocks and replenish the dwindling population in Oklahoma. Experts from the University of Oklahoma school of Gerbil Science are on record claiming that SKUNKCONTROL almost singlehandedly destroyed the Southwest population of the lovable critters.
Now that this infamous FAG is dead, perhaps there will be enough Gerbils to fuel the expected high demand on the University of Oklahoma campus. In lieu of flowers, sympathizers are asked to lay off the Gerbils for one week, so National stocks have time to replenish.