Tim Hired Ponder to bring him his coffee in the morning. Tim Tebow Foundation
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Tim invited Ponder to ask him what its like being a real QB in the NFL
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How would Ponder know what that is like?
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Originally posted by int1974:
How would Ponder know what that is like?
And once again Ant proves to us he has no brain cells.
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Oh ant has brain cells. Plenty of them.
Just as we have plenty of confederate soldiers left.
Excuse the fact that they are all dead, and there you go.
Too much of the chemical enhancement regiment...............I present to you antman.
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Just as we have plenty of confederate soldiers left.
Excuse the fact that they are all dead,
And you say i have no brain cells.
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Ponder is banging a smokin hot broad. Tebow is still a 'virgin'. Ponder is the starting QB for a playoff bound team. Tebow was surpassed on the depth chart by the emergency QB when the starter couldn't get their team above .500 and Tebow's primary position of wildcat QB was taken over by a WR who was entrusted to throw the ball more than Tebow. Ponder has not been asked to block for the punter, go out on a TE route or lead block for someone while Tebow has failed at even those simple tasks.
Ponder is winning at the game of life. Tebow is losing.
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All true yet Tebow won a playoff game in his first start in the Playoffs. Ponder has to get better or he will not start in 2 years.
I wish Ponder well, once they leave College I pull for most florida players, not sure why you all want Tim to fail so bad. I guess when he won the Heisman after killing FSU that year i can kind of see, but not really.
Tebow is losing in the game of life, might be the dumbest thing you have said so far, most times you are right on.I wished i failed at Life like Tim Has.
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My wishes and what are facts do not always match, I'm sorry to say. I'm not wishing Tebow to be such a failure while Ponder gets to enjoy hot chics and playoff bound teams. It's just the way life is.
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Originally posted by int1974:
All true yet Tebow won a playoff game in his first start in the Playoffs. Ponder has to get better or he will not start in 2 years.
I wish Ponder well, once they leave College I pull for most florida players, not sure why you all want Tim to fail so bad. I guess when he won the Heisman after killing FSU that year i can kind of see, but not really.
Tebow is losing in the game of life, might be the dumbest thing you have said so far, most times you are right on.I wished i failed at Life like Tim Has.
Teblow is an attention whore d-bag and Ponder is not. That simple.
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You see int success in life starts when you become a professional at the career path in which you choose. College GPA's and college football success (to which Ponder was successful in the classroom and on the field) don't matter as much as succeeding in your selected career path.
Ponder is pushing forward and becoming an integral part of the success of the franchise he leads. Tebow is unable to compete for playing time as a special teams player. Ponder is wildly accepted by his peers in the professional setting as being competent while Tebow is consistently ridiculed by his peers as being completely inept at everything he does.
Ponder has also found an extremely attractive woman to hitch his wagon to, who is also successful. Tebow has an accountability partner.
If we were to look at these two individuals outside of all the hype, rivalry and fan fare and base their lives on what they have accomplished as professionals and the Amercian view of a successful adult human being, Ponder wins in every category. Tebow loses.
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Really Reaching on this. Tebow has and will do great things in life.Had a better college career, and has a winning record in the NFL with a playoff win, and he can't play. ponder is a HOF yet he has struggled, hard to believe.
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We're not talking about school. Do you want to give Tebow an award for his 4th grade play as well?
We're talking about their respective professional career paths. We're talking about the view of the American success story. We're talking about how Ponder is succeeding by prospering in his chosen career path while Tebow has consistently failed. Ponder has the hot wife, while Tebow remains a 25 year old virgin.
Take the names, the hype and the rival's fan view away and it is easy to see that Ponder has had much more success in the pursuit of the American way of life than Tebow has. Ponder is a winner in the grown up world. Tebow is a loser.
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I think Tebow holds his own in Life, with anyone. What is Ponder success you keep talking about. A hot wife, bet Tim will also have one when the time comes. High school, College , I'LL TAKE TIMS LIFE. OFF THE FIELD, TIM LIFE, WITH PONDER GF THROWN IN.
Funny most of America thinks he has done great things in life. When Ponder builts a Hospital or a Orphangage to help hundreds of kids you let me know. To say he has done nothing shows more about you than Tim. What has he failed in.
Poy high school
Heisman in College. Ponder won what in College or High school?
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Originally posted by int1974:
I think Tebow holds his own in Life, with anyone. What is Ponder success you keep talking about. A hot wife, bet Tim will also have one when the time comes. High school, College , I'LL TAKE TIMS LIFE. OFF THE FIELD, TIM LIFE, WITH PONDER GF THROWN IN.
Funny most of America thinks he has done great things in life. When Ponder builts a Hospital or a Orphangage to help hundreds of kids you let me know. To say he has done nothing shows more about you than Tim. What has he failed in.
Poy high school
Heisman in College. Ponder won what in College or High school?
When are you going to learn, Tebow has no interest in women...hot, dogfaced or otherwise.
Tebow proved to be a retard in the classroom, while Ponder graduated early with honors and graduate work.
Tebow has proved to be a failure as a NFL QB and is a player without a team, while Ponder is the starting QB for the Vikings.
I don't know what work Ponder has done and neither do you, but I know he is a Christian, not in name only. He, like most other humble servants doesn't take a film crew around with him everywhere for publicity....it's not the Christian thing to do. Danny Wuerfell apparently doesn't measure up to your standards and Wuerfell has done more good than Timmy.
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While Tebow may be successful at taking credit for other people's hard work, he has yet to take control and be successful in his own career path. He has yet to fulfill the American dream of attaining a spouse with the hopes of one day procreating. He simply is failing to hit bench marks of a successful American.
For his personal and professional life as viewed in the American form, Tebow is a failure.
Ponder is successful in the adult stage of life while Tebow lives off of his 'college days'.
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Seriously, the Melrose Mental Midget is beyond annoying.
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There are two things that Christian Ponder hasn't done and never will that Tim Tebow has done.
(1) He hasn't traveled half-way around the world so he could snip little boys penis'es.
(2) He has never refused (and never will) refuse to go into one of his teams games when asked to. He is the consumate team player and professional, unlike the camera hogging, me first dog, that Tebow is. I had a lot of respect for him until he quit on his teammates in New York. It will follow him the rest of his athletic life.
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Voice of Reason says: I would hate being Tim Teabag much more than I would hate being Ponder.
Starting QB in the NFL with a scrumptious wife - how could any red-blooded American argue otherwise?
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Slim..they just don't make girls in NYC the same as in Minnesota. You know what I mean. There's a reason that boy doesn't have a scrumptious wife.
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Originally posted by slimcane:
Voice of Reason says: I would hate being Tim Teabag much more than I would hate being Ponder.
Starting QB in the NFL with a scrumptious wife - how could any red-blooded American argue otherwise?
Maybe because he's not a red-blooded American, he's a red-blooded Filipenius.
What I don't understand is, why do the gates keep coming over here starting threads about little Timmy, why do they want everyone to love him? Are they so insecure they have to have affirmations from their rivals before they can face their dreary, worthless lives? If anyone knows the answer to these questions, please speak up. Gates, don't answer, you're too damn dumb to know or you wouldn't do it.
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Gates havent done..ANYTHING since timmy left. Ok season last year but they knew their eggshells were about to crack. Its gotta be an insecure issue with them. Maybe if his name mentioned more it gives them more........ confidence? Or it might be to wether the storm coming from the fallout of the upcoming season when all the eggshells DO CRACK. I dont understand it because you dont see a charlie or chris post 2-3 times a week on WC. And imho both were better. Especially CWard.
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Gates havent done..ANYTHING since timmy left.......This solves the riddle presented by 64. They do what they do in order to feel like ......well somebody. Anybody...... other than who they are. Their empty, hollow lives are void of substance, they are reaching for anything to cling on to. Kinda funny really, because that person they see in the mirror has it all. He is duh mitey gater!
Edit: Just a tidbit of pure gold right here...
Seriously, the Melrose Mental Midget is beyond annoying.
Leave it to Mom to set the record straight. Good job Goldmom, as usual.
This post was edited on 2/2 2:01 PM by RancheroNole
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What have you done since Weinke Left???
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Originally posted by int1974:
What have you done since Weinke Left???
Won our conference and BCS games
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Wow A ACC championship, what did that get you but nothing. Win some big game if you can. Newberry to OG.
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Another FSU QB wins a Super Bowl and little Timmy was left at home playing cornhole with his companion.
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When did Flaco play for FSU? How do you think of these things, are you in the closet. If so come on out. Heard of cornbread not cornhole .
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Originally posted by d-ronanole:
Ponder has the hot wife, while Tebow remains a 25 year old virgin.
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Originally posted by int1974:
I think Tebow holds his own in Life,
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Tebow gets it honestly is all I can say. He dont get babes cause he dont know how to make a pass at one of them without lookin really stupid. But then again not being able to make a pass, especially lately, is kinda typical if your a gator athelete.........
Be right back, Louisville just scored.......... AGAIN!!
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At least we can stop the run. You had 11 in the box and we still ran over you like a steamroller. OH no another Tebow Joke. I guess when 1 man beats you up for years, i guess i understand. Tebow won the Heismen with his game against FSU. He slapped your boys around like little kids.
Funny he had no problem throwing all over FSU, that should tell you how bad your DB's are.
12 sorry to tell you this but FSU stunk in football this past year, should be better next year. I see 9-3 for FSU but with a team that can at least tackle.
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Originally posted by int1974:
When did Flaco play for FSU? How do you think of these things, are you in the closet. If so come on out. Heard of cornbread not cornhole .
Ummm, Anquan Boldin came to FSU as a QB and played QB at FSU (in a bowl game against UGA), as well as WR. Could he not be considered a FSU QB??
You've never heard of "cornhole"?!?! You might want to visit the parking lot at BHG Stadium before an UF football game to discover what gators do while tailgating.
Question: Have you ever even attended a UF game in your life? Or did you jump on the bandwagon in their short lived hey day?
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Been to more games than you have. Got my tickets when i was 25 now 56 you tell me have i ever been to a game. First game i listen to on the radio was 1969 when i was 12 gator fan since. How long have you been going to the games...
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Originally posted by int1974:
Been to more games than you have. Got my tickets when i was 25 now 56 you tell me have i ever been to a game. First game i listen to on the radio was 1969 when i was 12 gator fan since. How long have you been going to the games...
I've been going to FSU games since I was kid starting in the late 70's. Have only missed a handful of games since then and travel to as many away games as I can....LSU, USC, UVA, UNC, NC State, UM, uf and as many bowl games as possible.
And you still don't know what cornhole is...you really are dense. Do you sit with your back to the field too?
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Of couse i know what cornhole is but why would any man want to talk about it. We said that when we were 10 or so, not much when we got to teen age years. Did you just learn the word? So you like cornholeing?
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Originally posted by int1974:
Of couse i know what cornhole is but why would any man want to talk about it. We said that when we were 10 or so, not much when we got to teen age years. Did you just learn the word? So you like cornholeing?
Then why do you continue to talk about it every chance you get? You bring it up, you chime in, you hi-jack threads with it......etc.
And in the gracious words of Goldmom you are a pest.
"Seriously, the Melrose Mental Midget is beyond annoying"....Goldmom.Ant, if you don't like to be reminded of your beloved cities ranking.....then why open that door and go to pounding your chest? Surley you have learned more than that in those 56 years you brag of. Maybe not with that fu degree. By the way I been attending FSU games a little longer, which makes you just a young "Upster".
PS The gaters suck...you may go now. ***POOF***....Be gone!
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Originally posted by int1974:
Of couse i know what cornhole is but why would any man want to talk about it. We said that when we were 10 or so, not much when we got to teen age years. Did you just learn the word? So you like cornholeing?
I have no idea what you are referring to, but something tells me heterosexual men like myself have no interest in it. I am positive you would have much better success in your date search on the gator boards.
Below is a link to what I am referencing.
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Reallly you brought it up. Thats what i'm saying Why would you???
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Originally posted by int1974:
Reallly you brought it up. Thats what i'm saying Why would you???
Because it is a game gators play before kickoff in the parking lot of the stadium. Timmy was left at home playing it, while another FSU QB wins another Super Bowl.
Wait...I get it...we are talking about 2 different things...I am talking about the game of cornhole and you are talking about the act of cornhole. Common denominator is Timmy Tebow, I see where you may have gotten confused. So, what you are saying is those rumors about Teblow are true.
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So you think Flaco played for FSU.
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Originally posted by int1974:
So you think Flaco played for FSU.
I guess you didn't make yourself look like a big enough fool the first time??
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No i did not ever bring up cornhole, try to read a post first. I asked MT why he brought it up. Man wish i could say what i want to but 64 has treated me well so i'll just sAY youy are wrong.
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Tell me when he played for FSU can admit when i'm wrong. I'm pretty sure Boldin was not playing QB if that was your big joke.
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Played QB for FSU in 1999 and in the 2003 Allstate Sugar Bowl. You must not follow college football too much.
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Well then i guess Tebow is a NFL QB by your logic. So should not hear anymore from you that he is not. Put your foot deep in your mouth. Still has 1 more playoff win than Ponder and Tim does not even play QB. I bet they wish they could pick over and draft a real QB in Minn.
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Originally posted by int1974:
Well then i guess Tebow is a NFL QB by your logic. So should not hear anymore from you that he is not. Put your foot deep in your mouth. Still has 1 more playoff win than Ponder and Tim does not even play QB. I bet they wish they could pick over and draft a real QB in Minn.
Tebow is a NFL QB according to the roster...he just can't beat out one of the worst NFL QBs in the league or a 3rd string newbie.
Yes, Minnesota is really disappointed in Ponder, who got them to the playoffs.
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Check out Minn Sites i do. They give him 1 more year to show anything. How did he do in the playoffs.
Either crappy or hurt like half his games. But he has a hot wife.
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Originally posted by int1974:
Check out Minn Sites i do. They give him 1 more year to show anything. How did he do in the playoffs. Either crappy or hurt like half his games. But he has a hot wife.
Tebow must be crappy all the time and won't play another position to help his team when asked.
AND he doesn't have a hot wife/girlfriend...but that is by choice.
Next year, Tebow still won't be playing QB and will shower with the boys, Ponder will be a starting QB with a hot wife.
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He played other spots all year, forgot you don't follow pro football. I'm sure uif you ever played high school or college ball you might have showered with some males, unless you were ashamed.
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Originally posted by int1974:
I think Tebow holds his own in Life.
I'm sure he does, which could be the reason he doesn't feel the need for a wife. Most men find it much more pleasurable for their wife/girlfriend to hold it for them.
Ant, maybe you could pass that little piece of wisdom on to Timmy.
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