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Originally posted by HomerGator:

I limit mine to once a day.

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Sitting in poop must be no big deal when your senile



Posted on 8/9 9:30 PM | IP: Logged

They let mental home patients work in labor & delivery ?



Posted on 8/6 8:53 AM | IP: Logged

I miss you Semp....

Posted on 11/5 10:35 PM | IP: Logged

oh Semper would definately have this thread BLOWN UP this week if he were here with us..... :-) I sure miss his hysterical laughs and chuckles while he waa on the boards at night :-(
Love you guys!



Posted on 11/24 8:16 PM | IP: Logged

I have too say even though we got our ass kicked I would have loved to of read all of Semps smack after this one! I miss you buddy!!!

Posted on 11/29 8:23 PM | IP: Logged

Congrats on 31-7, Richard.



Posted on 1/10 5:55 AM | IP: Logged

Of course...





Posted on 1/15 12:50 AM | IP: Logged

Igloo - ya looking for an Eskimo wife? I'm sure Semp would tell you that you'll be as happy with a gator bride as if your back had be broken ;)



Posted on 1/16 1:36 AM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:
Igloo - ya looking for an Eskimo wife? I'm sure Semp would tell you that you'll be as happy with a gator bride as if your back had be broken ;)

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Na, got me a hot Nole wife. I'm good.



Posted on 1/22 5:50 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by alaskanseminole:

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Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:
Igloo - ya looking for an Eskimo wife? I'm sure Semp would tell you that you'll be as happy with a gator bride as if your back had be broken ;)

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Na, got me a hot Nole wife. I'm good.

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Does her hotness make the Igloo "house" rain due to melting ice on the inside? I kinda like that concept...every day would be a wet t-shirt day, which would be welcome after coming back from a hard day of skinning some walrus and baby seal pelts, with the occasional narwhal and carribou. I bet after a narwhal haul you come into the Igloo ice parlor with the narwhal tusk between your legs "Honey, I's got somethin' for ya!" - I bet Ms. Igloo really smokes the salmon on those days....



Posted on 1/25 2:14 PM | IP: Logged

Semper fi nole - May you rest in peace bro.

Posted on 8/11 4:23 PM | IP: Logged

Wow ... I just went back through the entire thread ... memories of 17 months of fun ... I'm really going to miss him.



Posted on 8/11 4:31 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by HomerGator:
Wow ... I just went back through the entire thread ... memories of 17 months of fun ... I'm really going to miss him.

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I did too....

Posted on 8/11 4:33 PM | IP: Logged

Seeing his posts/signatures got the tears forming, he took pride in his marine signatures.



Posted on 8/11 4:40 PM | IP: Logged

I just read this entire thread and laughed and cried at the same time.

I am truly going to miss him.



Posted on 8/11 4:30 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by BeccaNole72:
I just read this entire thread and laughed and cried at the same time.

I am truly going to miss him.

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Same here. In denial.



Posted on 8/12 1:04 AM | IP: Logged

This is Wally the Gator Hater. I have the same unabashed, undying hatred for everything connected to that crap hole of a school, and everyone who graduated from it and everyone who lives in a trailer next to it and everyone from East Palatka who thinks they went to the school but can't get out of jail to get their drivers license back so they can haul their doublewide to Alachua County. It turns my stomach to see any tone of orange or blue and if any God fearing individual believes that a Gator is anythng more than a piece of crap, I got some Jesus to lay on their plate. God Bless the Noles. God Bless, and may he rest, Semper Fi. And God Bless Bobby Bowden and all Nole warriors. I can't wait till we filet Tebow in his last home ganme - Urban will be suburban, and E.J. will deal the ultimate slap down in hog town!



Posted on 11/18 9:31 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by wtgh:
This is Wally the Gator Hater. I have the same unabashed, undying hatred for everything connected to that crap hole of a school, and everyone who graduated from it and everyone who lives in a trailer next to it and everyone from East Palatka who thinks they went to the school but can't get out of jail to get their drivers license back so they can haul their doublewide to Alachua County. It turns my stomach to see any tone of orange or blue and if any God fearing individual believes that a Gator is anythng more than a piece of crap, I got some Jesus to lay on their plate. God Bless the Noles. God Bless, and may he rest, Semper Fi. And God Bless Bobby Bowden and all Nole warriors. I can't wait till we filet Tebow in his last home ganme - Urban will be suburban, and E.J. will deal the ultimate slap down in hog town!

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NEVER capitalize the word gator.

Posted on 11/1 11:15 AM | IP: Logged

How's that continued Gator domination working out?

Posted on 11/29 11:51 AM | IP: Logged

Hey jarhead.....its Christmas season, and that reminds me of some of our funniest psots in this thread.

Try not to quaff too much holy wine (or holy bourbon as the case may be) before you pull color guard duty for Heaven's Christmas Hosanas....



Posted on 12/8 5:19 PM | IP: Logged

What the f'k canes and gaters? Why did you have to suck so bad last year? Srsly? 6-6 for the both of you. GD you need to get your ish together. Is it too much to ask for y'all to crawl to 7-5 next year?

Ok Canes - Could please get the NCAA out of the state? NONE of us want them here and the Troll is bound to f'k it up somehow.

Gates - You suck in every way possible. I'm not sure if that sums it up so I'll add that you suck in every way possible. But if I had to add something it would be that you suck in every way possible. The only way to culminate my thoughts on this matter would be to state that you suck in every way possible. While I'm sitting here enjoying my Lord Calvert I can only come to the conclusion that you suck in every way possible. Should Hell freeze over you would still suck in every way possible. Stephen Hawking would agree that you suck in every way possible. I believe that Joe the Plummer once stated that you suck in every way possible. The Republican primaries have a spot on the ballot that is already checked as 'Gators - they suck in every way possible'. The lost tribe in South America says "Eck leck, un ru swer" which loosely translates to gators suck in every way possible. Driving down I-95 the signs that give amber alerts state "Be on the look out for the gators that suck in every way possible". If you visit YouTube, you'll find at least 8 animals that can speak 'gators suck in every way possible'. People that believe that the moon landing was staged say Neil Armstrong actually said "That's one small step for a man and the gators suck in every way possible". You suck in every way posssible.



RIP Semp



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A fine addition to Semp's thread; Semp would be proud, and I think that rant should enter the annals of glory with respect to Gator bashing.....bravo!



Posted on 1/26 11:16 AM | IP: Logged

Gators are a bunch of weed smokin,violent butt kissers,homos,hobos.........



Posted on 2/27 8:56 PM | IP: Logged

nm

This post was edited on 6/21 4:27 PM by Cali Sooner

6/21 4:23 PM | IP: Logged

We miss you semper. This would have been a fun week to read your messages.

11/23 9:58 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by semper fi nole:
They let mental home patients work in labor & delivery ?

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They do let mental patients take a dump.....



Posted on 8/7 4:43 PM | IP: Logged

This board is proof of that.



Posted on 8/7 10:54 PM | IP: Logged

Originally posted by BransonFSU71: I've only known a couple of gators even semi personally and each of them had several bowel movements daily. I always thought that was disturbing. I agree. The birth of a Nole is disturbing. I limit mine to once a day. Posted on 8/5 6:22 PM | IP: Logged

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