Originally posted by wtgh: This is Wally the Gator Hater. I have the same unabashed, undying hatred for everything connected to that crap hole of a school, and everyone who graduated from it and everyone who lives in a trailer next to it and everyone from East Palatka who thinks they went to the school but can't get out of jail to get their drivers license back so they can haul their doublewide to Alachua County. It turns my stomach to see any tone of orange or blue and if any God fearing individual believes that a Gator is anythng more than a piece of crap, I got some Jesus to lay on their plate. God Bless the Noles. God Bless, and may he rest, Semper Fi. And God Bless Bobby Bowden and all Nole warriors. I can't wait till we filet Tebow in his last home ganme - Urban will be suburban, and E.J. will deal the ultimate slap down in hog town!
NEVER capitalize the word gator.
Posted on 11/1 11:15 AM | IP: Logged
How's that continued Gator domination working out?
Posted on 11/29 11:51 AM | IP: Logged
Hey jarhead.....its Christmas season, and that reminds me of some of our funniest psots in this thread.
Try not to quaff too much holy wine (or holy bourbon as the case may be) before you pull color guard duty for Heaven's Christmas Hosanas....
Posted on 12/8 5:19 PM | IP: Logged
What the f'k canes and gaters? Why did you have to suck so bad last year? Srsly? 6-6 for the both of you. GD you need to get your ish together. Is it too much to ask for y'all to crawl to 7-5 next year?
Ok Canes - Could please get the NCAA out of the state? NONE of us want them here and the Troll is bound to f'k it up somehow.
Gates - You suck in every way possible. I'm not sure if that sums it up so I'll add that you suck in every way possible. But if I had to add something it would be that you suck in every way possible. The only way to culminate my thoughts on this matter would be to state that you suck in every way possible. While I'm sitting here enjoying my Lord Calvert I can only come to the conclusion that you suck in every way possible. Should Hell freeze over you would still suck in every way possible. Stephen Hawking would agree that you suck in every way possible. I believe that Joe the Plummer once stated that you suck in every way possible. The Republican primaries have a spot on the ballot that is already checked as 'Gators - they suck in every way possible'. The lost tribe in South America says "Eck leck, un ru swer" which loosely translates to gators suck in every way possible. Driving down I-95 the signs that give amber alerts state "Be on the look out for the gators that suck in every way possible". If you visit YouTube, you'll find at least 8 animals that can speak 'gators suck in every way possible'. People that believe that the moon landing was staged say Neil Armstrong actually said "That's one small step for a man and the gators suck in every way possible". You suck in every way posssible.
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A fine addition to Semp's thread; Semp would be proud, and I think that rant should enter the annals of glory with respect to Gator bashing.....bravo!
Posted on 1/26 11:16 AM | IP: Logged
Gators are a bunch of weed smokin,violent butt kissers,homos,hobos.........
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This post was edited on 6/21 4:27 PM by Cali Sooner
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We miss you semper. This would have been a fun week to read your messages.