You don't want the police to catch you stealing them.

And too bad for him that Greg Reid wasn't his roommate because he could have covered for him  .

judging by his picture, he also stole a couple of extra helpings of dinner, lunch, and breakfast.

No doubt.

The article stated he was pulled over for following too closely. Either that scooter had a Hemi in it or the car he was following was being driven by a 105 year old woman.

Somethings never change in Gainesville.

And wouldn't you know it, on another day that we get to throw a stone in our glass house, ND and Manti T'eo come along and trump it....Big Time. Damn they take all the fun out of this.

I Thought scooters had a weight limit of 300 lbs. Hes gotta be pushin it.

Drunker must coach the uf cowfat softballas... they can't steal either. Who knows he could put on extensions and may actually play for the phat uf softballing squad... that one guy with the frizzy rust color hair is probably their ace "thrower". 

Drunker caught drunk and stealing a scooter... hey atleast a scooter has more value than a non-FDA-certified street vendor taco.



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Originally posted by Seminolezn12:

I Thought scooters had a weight limit of 300 lbs. Hes gotta be pushin it.

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poor scooter...   he was probably headed to Dunker Donuts to breakoff 5 or 6 dozen donuts.... they had to rename it so ex-OC charlie waist could not find it.


That dude looks like a cow walking on it's hind legs... 


. Drunknap,  Drunker, rXtasy grossman, patches.... gunsville has to be the worst place to live, cause it seems everyone there just gets drunk, steals tacos or something, and has to be high 24/7 to function.  


.  Sounds like buffalo, NY... but in Florida...    I guess oversized truck stops don't make for quality living.  


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Most popular item in gunsville, Fl  "The Club for Taco".

Those fat playrs had no problem with your fat players..

That's odd because I thought in the 4th quarter FSU was leading. Shows what a couple of timely to's will do. Better get that moped to Quinns house he needs to get going to Seattle.

Turns out this is his 2nd run in with the police department in only a few months on campus THAT WE KNOW OF. He had an altercation with an officer when he was cited back in the Fall.

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Originally posted by int1974:

Those fat playrs had no problem with your fat players..

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Our players were busy focusing on GT and the triple option offense they run... uf was a meaningless game and we are about winning championships.  Jimbo just got bored with beating uf and was focused on winning FSU's first ACC title in some time.  I mean look uf scheduled 2 cupcakes so they could focus on finding a way to beat FSU... FSU meanwhile was busy winning it's division and eventually the conference, and eventually a BCS bowl game.   Meanwhile the crocs whole focus of this season, since the schedule was made and tailored to beating FSU, uf caught a break because FSU had to focus more on winning the ACC rather than beating the crocs again.   Not to say it wasn't important, but the focus around here lately has been about winning the ACC and winning a BCS bowl game,  FSU accomplished that, while uf didn't accomplish a single thing this year again... and wound up with an embarrassing performance against a big east team.  Their bowl perfomance outdid what clemson did against WVU in 2012's bowl season.

    We won the ACC, and a BCS bowl game, uf beat us in their "Super Bowl"...  you guys are becoming what most in the ACC are... a bunch of teams that have no shot at winning anything, but make their season in one single game.  Plus your best QB just transferred to NC State... and now you're stuck with ears driskell.   If you guys had not blown it against UGA, then I think FSU would have focused more on beating uf... but a uf team that can't even win it's division is not much to get excited about, especially with that boring offense.  We're winning championships, and you guys are still chasing moral victories.  Did uf make a plaque to honor beating FSU, no doubt they did.  It was the only thing they accomplished in 2012. 

   Jimbo probably underestimated uf, and I can't fault him for that... we probably should have spent a few hours atleast on a game plan for uf, but Jimbo was hungry for that ACC title.   We've beaten uf the last 2 years and while it's nice... it's not like winning your conference or a BCS bowl game.  We still won the state title because we beat 2 teams from the state of Florida, while uf only beat 1 team from Florida.  Atleast uf gets some more chances in 2013.  uf hasn't even won their division since tebow left... surely haven't won a BCS bowl.... uf just continues failing.  



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Dunker is "Suspended Indefinitely" by Muschimp.

And guess who his attorney is?

No other than the infamous Huntley "Cornholed" Johnson.

LOL... according to INT, we were losing 14-0 in the 1st qtr to FU.