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Posted on 7/3 11:39 PM | IP: Logged

Buzzards have to eat same as worms....





Posted on 7/11 10:26 PM | IP: Logged

Wouldn't it make more sense as "Acknowledgement of Lifelong lizard hatred"? I mean, you haven't been acknowledging your whole life- you've been hating lizards your whole life.



Posted on 7/15 8:10 AM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by JD Gator:
Wouldn't it make more sense as "Acknowledgement of Lifelong lizard hatred"? I mean, you haven't been acknowledging your whole life- you've been hating lizards your whole life.


Pretty much...I didn't like Nat Moore when he was a lizard, but thought he was OK as a Dolphin.



Posted on 7/15 10:00 AM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by JD Gator:
Wouldn't it make more sense as "Acknowledgement of Lifelong lizard hatred"? I mean, you haven't been acknowledging your whole life- you've been hating lizards your whole life.


Don't look too deep into semper's daily affirmations....it doesn't get much deeper than "I live, therefore lizards are hated".....and "Alcohol was nearby, therefore I'm drunk"....

Oh, and I also think there's the "I'm insane, therefore .....my K-bar is sharp...so very sharp.....I can see my reflection in the edge, and if I look closer and closer I can see the begining of the darkness ....darkness ever present - ever present with the voices....the voices ....the voices that tell me ...tell me I'd better start Drinkin'!!!"

that is all....



Posted on 7/16 9:00 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:




Originally posted by JD Gator:
Wouldn't it make more sense as "Acknowledgement of Lifelong lizard hatred"? I mean, you haven't been acknowledging your whole life- you've been hating lizards your whole life.




Don't look too deep into semper's daily affirmations....it doesn't get much deeper than "I live, therefore lizards are hated".....and "Alcohol was nearby, therefore I'm drunk"....

Oh, and I also think there's the "I'm insane, therefore .....my K-bar is sharp...so very sharp.....I can see my reflection in the edge, and if I look closer and closer I can see the begining of the darkness ....darkness ever present - ever present with the voices....the voices ....the voices that tell me ...tell me I'd better start Drinkin'!!!"

that is all....



Is this a bad thing ?



Posted on 7/17 6:34 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by semper fi nole:





Is this a bad thing ?



No sir - penguins are black and white, deer are brown furry steaks on the hoof, and liberals are lying POS's.

You are who you are....;)

So be proud and be at peace with yourself.....OR be rowdy and inebriated - your choice (though I already know your choice so I don't even know why I wrote that...) Cheers!




Posted on 7/17 8:46 PM | IP: Logged

Positive reinforcement has me drinking whiskey straight out of the bottle ..a glass or cup would be a distraction at this point.. thanks domerrummycat...



Posted on 7/18 6:51 PM | IP: Logged

I am, and I love this threadlaugh!



Posted on 7/20 2:01 AM | IP: Logged

To the lizard that ruined Becca's football season...which pretty much has hightened my awareness that lizards have no brains or hearts.....

slackjawed, no teeth having, jort wearing, mullet headed, funky ass, toe jam, crab infested, hollow skull, rump rangers, circlejerking, turd resembling, Charlie Sierra,ignorant, backwoods, dim-witted, slow-thinking, muddle-headed, addle-brained, limp-d**k, dumb-ass,walleyed, taildragging, burn down a trailer park sleeping with a cigarette, bacon stripped underdrawer wearing, mud wallering airstarter.....

This post was edited on 7/21 8:21 PM by semper fi nolefuriousuzidevilMadchairshotchairshotchairshotflushuzi

This post was edited on 7/21 8:24 PM by semper fi nole



Posted on 7/21 8:20 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by semper fi nole:
To the lizard that ruined Becca's football season...which pretty much has hightened my awareness that lizards have no brains or hearts.....

slackjawed, no teeth having, jort wearing, mullet headed, funky ass, toe jam, crab infested, hollow skull, rump rangers, circlejerking, turd resembling, Charlie Sierra,ignorant, backwoods, dim-witted, slow-thinking, muddle-headed, addle-brained, limp-d**k, dumb-ass,walleyed, taildragging, burn down a trailer park sleeping with a cigarette, bacon stripped underdrawer wearing, mud wallering airstarter.....

This post was edited on 7/21 8:21 PM by semper fi nolefuriousuzidevilMadchairshotchairshotchairshotflushuzi

This post was edited on 7/21 8:24 PM by semper fi nole




Who ruined Becca's football season?



Posted on 7/22 8:27 AM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by JD Gator:




Originally posted by semper fi nole:
To the lizard that ruined Becca's football season...which pretty much has hightened my awareness that lizards have no brains or hearts.....

slackjawed, no teeth having, jort wearing, mullet headed, funky ass, toe jam, crab infested, hollow skull, rump rangers, circlejerking, turd resembling, Charlie Sierra,ignorant, backwoods, dim-witted, slow-thinking, muddle-headed, addle-brained, limp-d**k, dumb-ass,walleyed, taildragging, burn down a trailer park sleeping with a cigarette, bacon stripped underdrawer wearing, mud wallering airstarter.....

This post was edited on 7/21 8:21 PM by semper fi nolefuriousuzidevilMadchairshotchairshotchairshotflushuzi

This post was edited on 7/21 8:24 PM by semper fi nole





Who ruined Becca's football season?



Some walleyed lizard that gave the board of director at her firm an airstart and booked up all of her weekends during the season...friggin incredible...Madfrown



Posted on 7/22 12:00 PM | IP: Logged

Depending on the time of the Miami game...I may be able to go to it. If its a nooner...highly doubt it...I will give my ticket away.

I have to be with the jacka$$ most of next week and next weekend for a series of meeting in Atlanta. I need to present my plan to the higher ups. They all LOVE the idea of hosting the community seminars on Saturday.

Oh well...



Posted on 7/23 8:10 AM | IP: Logged

Sorry to hear that- WTF is an "airstart"?



Posted on 7/23 8:13 AM | IP: Logged

One of the accountants I'm working with is a Gator fan and the other is a Cane fan who went to FAMU. I've heard FSU sucks a few times already this week.



Posted on 7/23 8:13 AM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by Bobcat07:
One of the accountants I'm working with is a Gator fan and the other is a Cane fan who went to FAMU. I've heard FSU sucks a few times already this week.


Bobcat - Arent you down here this week on business? I thought we were gonna form a happy hour gathering...you never emailed me back....YOU SLACKER!!! tongue



Posted on 7/23 12:37 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by JD Gator:
Sorry to hear that- WTF is an "airstart"?


Ask homer....3dGrin



Posted on 7/23 5:08 PM | IP: Logged

I have no idea.



Posted on 7/23 6:18 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by BeccaNole72:




Originally posted by Bobcat07:
One of the accountants I'm working with is a Gator fan and the other is a Cane fan who went to FAMU. I've heard FSU sucks a few times already this week.




Bobcat - Arent you down here this week on business? I thought we were gonna form a happy hour gathering...you never emailed me back....YOU SLACKER!!! tongue


Yeah Becca I was going to, unfortunately our hours are kind of long this week. We usually work until 8 every night. I am definitely coming to the Fort Lauderdale/Miami area for vacation either during my companies two week end of the year vacation this year or next summer. Then hopefully we can get a group together for a happy hour since I'll have plenty of time for fun then.



Posted on 7/23 6:51 PM | IP: Logged

Ive been crazy busy this week anyway so it probably would not have worked out anyway.



Posted on 7/23 6:56 PM | IP: Logged

Since lizard's can't read, would this be fair ?





Posted on 7/23 8:56 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by BeccaNole72:
.... If its a nooner......


I like nooners.....wink


But not being able to tailgait does suck....frown



Posted on 7/26 8:33 PM | IP: Logged

Buzzards got to eat same as worms....





Posted on 8/6 7:41 PM | IP: Logged

With 64 building up the game reserve prior to open season, I suppose the Noles, buzzards and worms around here will be gettin' overserved.....



Posted on 8/6 8:13 PM | IP: Logged

We got to eat to you know.3dGrin



Posted on 8/6 10:02 PM | IP: Logged

Over fair. Have to make the pain last much longer. Something like the fecus spear pit would be a good beginning.



Posted on 8/7 11:45 AM | IP: Logged

tailgating....





Posted on 8/7 10:37 PM | IP: Logged

Anyway, like I was sayin', gator meat is the fruit of the swamp. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, gator-kabobs, gator creole, gator gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple gator, lemon gator, coconut gator, pepper gator, gator soup, gator stew, gator salad, gator and potatoes, gator burger, gator sandwich. That- that's about it.



Posted on 8/7 11:07 PM | IP: Logged





Posted on 8/7 11:12 PM | IP: Logged

Bubba Gump Gator! Its a household name......



Posted on 8/7 11:14 PM | IP: Logged

Bunch of slackjawed, no teeth having, jort wearing, mullet headed, funky ass, toe jam, crab infested, hollow skull, rump rangers, circlejerking, turd resembling, Charlie Sierra's...








Posted on 8/11 12:02 AM | IP: Logged

stupid ass lizards.....





Posted on 8/15 4:52 PM | IP: Logged

I hate lizards all year long, but they stink worse during football season...funky bitches...devil



Posted on 9/25 4:54 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by semper fi nole:
I hate lizards all year long, but they stink worse during football season...funky bitches...devil


I dunno, this much Gatorphobia, must be compensating for something.

(Secret Gator love, perhaps?)

Posted on 9/25 5:03 PM | IP: Logged

No compensation necessary. lizard hatred comes naturally.



Posted on 10/10 2:41 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by LizardGrad89:

<(Secret Gator love, perhaps?)



Exactly. :-)



Posted on 10/10 3:54 PM | IP: Logged





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This post was edited on 10/10 8:22 PM by IrishPokerDog



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Posted on 10/10 8:22 PM | IP: Logged

Domerrummycat, you need to put that disclaimer in the post that no worthwhile animal was harmed in any way.....



Posted on 10/27 4:32 PM | IP: Logged

Got to love a self suffocating pillow...





Posted on 11/10 11:47 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by semper fi nole:
Domerrummycat, you need to put that disclaimer in the post that no worthwhile animal was harmed in any way.....


Gators can be worthwhile....just needs the right seasonin' while cooking



Posted on 11/11 8:11 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by semper fi nole:
No compensation necessary. lizard hatred comes naturally.


I think Semp genuinely hates us, but jes wishes he was a Gator.



Posted on 11/12 9:51 AM | IP: Logged

Being a croc is like being the tallest midget.smokin

Posted on 11/12 10:08 AM | IP: Logged

fugly bitches...alien



Posted on 11/15 12:43 AM | IP: Logged

the week lizards have maximum suckage all year long...



Posted on 11/23 9:03 PM | IP: Logged

I'm guessing me posting a picture of an Injun, bound and shot, would be inappropriate?



Posted on 11/24 12:08 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by Smackum:
While I acknowledge your truly dedicated hatred of the pond scums that live in gunsville, I believe I have you beat.

I hated those bastages from the moment I was concieved and deposited in my momma's womb.

I would climb the highest mountain, crawl across the Sahara Desert, stark naked, at high noon, just to piss on one of their graves. My hatred for any and all in puke orange and blue is legendary. Just ask 64.

I get ill when I read someone say the following, "My gator friend". Every time I hear it, I want to go postal. You have no friends if you are desperate enough to have one of those knuckle-dragging, depends wearing, mustache growing (otherwise known as crash pads for high speed cser's) jort loving, mullet designing, blunt passing, circle-jerking mofo's.smokin

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