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Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:
With 64 building up the game reserve prior to open season, I suppose the Noles, buzzards and worms around here will be gettin' overserved.....
Very perceptive, Poker.3dGrin



Posted on 11/25 9:05 PM | IP: Logged

A man's got to eat.... just like lizards have to suck...3dGrin



Posted on 11/25 9:42 PM | IP: Logged

I hate the lizards worse now that Mullen is gone... there are no limits now for sure... scoring over 100 points a game sure will be tiresome for the lizards now that nobody is holding them back....



Posted on 12/10 10:10 PM | IP: Logged

I will cease hating lizards only on Christmas Day for a couple of hours... I won't say when those hours will be... I will continue to hate Al Quada for that entire 24 hour period... I hope some lizards get dentures from Santa... I hope bin laden gets a MOAB from GWB... I hope bin laden is standing on the 50 yd at benny hill pasture with seats.....



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Originally posted by semper fi nole:
I will cease hating lizards only on Christmas Day for a couple of hours... I won't say when those hours will be...


You might want to re-think that statement, for then you can no longer acknowledge "life-long" Lizard hatred....it would by definition be "less than" life long by at least a couple of hours. And that would be a shame...

Remember, the adage is Good Will Towards Men....not Lizards.....If you feel like you need to do something for Mankind, go and confiscate a few annoying Salvation Army bells....



Posted on 12/24 10:43 AM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:




Originally posted by semper fi nole:
I will cease hating lizards only on Christmas Day for a couple of hours... I won't say when those hours will be...




You might want to re-think that statement, for then you can no longer acknowledge "life-long" Lizard hatred....it would by definition be "less than" life long by at least a couple of hours. And that would be a shame...

Remember, the adage is Good Will Towards Men....not Lizards.....If you feel like you need to do something for Mankind, go and confiscate a few annoying Salvation Army bells....



I have figured out I will be asleep over those couple of hours so I'll never know either...



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Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:
With 64 building up the game reserve prior to open season, I suppose the Noles, buzzards and worms around here will be gettin' overserved.....


That reminds me of some quotes from one of my favorite movies, The Moderator Sixty-Four:


Semp: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
64: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

64: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
IPD: I notice when you get to dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.

JD: The game's over. Our side won the game. Now we must busy ourselves winning the off-season. And 64, there's an old saying: To the victors belong the spoils.
64: There's another old saying, perv: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

Swami: You're wanted, 64.
64: Reckon I'm right popular. You a Gator mod?
Swami: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
64: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

Semp: You can't get 'em all, 64.
64: That's a fact.
Semp: How come you're doing this, then?
64: Because I ain't got nothin' better to do.

64: I'm gettin' better at sneaking up on you like this. Only an Indian can do something like this.
JD: That's what I figured.
64: You figured?
JD: Only an Indian could do something like that.
[64 hears a gun cock behind him; turns and sees N2L]
64: It's not right; this damn woman doing something like this to me. I used to have power. Now old age is creeping up on me.
JD: More like old habits than old age.

[putting 56 on a horse and sending him into the enemy camp]
64: This boy was brought up in a time of blood and dying and never questioned a bit of it. He never turned his back on his folks or his kind. I rode with him ... and I got no complaints. The blue bellies will give ya a better burial than I can, boy.

Shaolin: How did you know which one was goin' to flame the board first?
64: Well, that one in the center: he had a bigger post count and he was in no itchin' hurry. And the one second from the left: he had scared eyes, he wasn't gonna do nothin'. But that one on the far left: he had crazy eyes. Figured him to make the first move.
Shaolin: How 'bout the one on the right?
64: Never paid him no mind; you were there.
Shaolin: I could have missed.

N2L: Good morning, 64.
64: Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast

Homer: 64's not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes.



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Originally posted by HomerGator:




Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:
With 64 building up the game reserve prior to open season, I suppose the Noles, buzzards and worms around here will be gettin' overserved.....




That reminds me of some quotes from one of my favorite movies, The Moderator Sixty-Four:


Semp: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
64: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

64: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
IPD: I notice when you get to dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.

JD: The game's over. Our side won the game. Now we must busy ourselves winning the off-season. And 64, there's an old saying: To the victors belong the spoils.
64: There's another old saying, perv: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

Swami: You're wanted, 64.
64: Reckon I'm right popular. You a Gator mod?
Swami: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
64: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

Semp: You can't get 'em all, 64.
64: That's a fact.
Semp: How come you're doing this, then?
64: Because I ain't got nothin' better to do.

64: I'm gettin' better at sneaking up on you like this. Only an Indian can do something like this.
JD: That's what I figured.
64: You figured?
JD: Only an Indian could do something like that.
[64 hears a gun cock behind him; turns and sees N2L]
64: It's not right; this damn woman doing something like this to me. I used to have power. Now old age is creeping up on me.
JD: More like old habits than old age.

[putting 56 on a horse and sending him into the enemy camp]
64: This boy was brought up in a time of blood and dying and never questioned a bit of it. He never turned his back on his folks or his kind. I rode with him ... and I got no complaints. The blue bellies will give ya a better burial than I can, boy.

Shaolin: How did you know which one was goin' to flame the board first?
64: Well, that one in the center: he had a bigger post count and he was in no itchin' hurry. And the one second from the left: he had scared eyes, he wasn't gonna do nothin'. But that one on the far left: he had crazy eyes. Figured him to make the first move.
Shaolin: How 'bout the one on the right?
64: Never paid him no mind; you were there.
Shaolin: I could have missed.

N2L: Good morning, 64.
64: Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast

Homer: 64's not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes.



homer, don't try to make me like you at Christmas... quoting "Outlaw Mack the Knife" will get you some credit, but only because Nurse Ratchett knows your password...that is some good stuff there though...I think you should start another thread with it though as to not taint this one....3dGrin



Posted on 12/24 12:22 PM | IP: Logged

I gotta get out of here.

Merry Christmas, Semp ... and to any other Smackers who might be dropping by today.



Posted on 12/24 12:55 PM | IP: Logged

Back at ya lizard... Hope you have a fabulous Holiday Season..



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Homer, ya forgot some memorable quotes:

Big Johnson: 64, Are you gonna push that ban button or whistle Dixie?

Swami: Damn you, 64. You promised me those Gator posters would be decently treated.
64: They were decently treated. They were decently baited and then they were decently shot. Those posters are common Gator scum, nothing more.



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laugh



Posted on 12/28 6:06 PM | IP: Logged

Semp has an easy New Years resolution, as it is the same as last years and the year before, and the year before that, et cetera....Hate on some Lizards the whole year through....kinda warms yer heart don't it?

Try not to show up the amatuers tonight for New Years Eve, ya cro-magnon jarhead...wink



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I think you forgot Walleyed. Of course I didn't look through all 3 pages. 3dGrin



Posted on 12/31 11:05 AM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:
Semp has an easy New Years resolution, as it is the same as last years and the year before, and the year before that, et cetera....Hate on some Lizards the whole year through....kinda warms yer heart don't it?

Try not to show up the amatuers tonight for New Years Eve, ya cro-magnon jarhead...wink



Enjoy domerrummycat... If amateurs can't find a professional to pattern themselves after, they will always be lightweight, lolly gagging grab assers... just like a bunch of witless lizards..

3dGrin



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Originally posted by NoleSoup4U:
I think you forgot Walleyed. Of course I didn't look through all 3 pages. 3dGrin


I'm pretty sure it's in there somewhere. Moral of the story is lizards suck and are easy to hate... eyes playing tug of war against each other is common amongst lizards...



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They smell like ass too....



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Originally posted by semper fi nole:
They smell like ass too....


laugh

What exactly does ass smell like?

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I don't want to know.



Posted on 2/6 10:46 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by irishalice:




Originally posted by semper fi nole:
They smell like ass too....




laugh

What exactly does ass smell like?



lizards...3dGrin oops

This post was edited on 2/7 12:02 AM by semper fi nole



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Are you saying Jaxie smells like ass? :)

I have never smelled a lizard, so I guess, thankfully, I've never smelled ass.

This post was edited on 2/7 12:46 AM by irishalice

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You said you keep those underwear I sent you under your pillow.



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meanwhile, homer tends to BOFITC ( copywrite Warchant LR )to the Animal Planet.



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Originally posted by semper fi nole:
meanwhile, homer tends to BOFITC ( copywrite Warchant LR )to the Animal Planet.


So homer is a corner worker.



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Originally posted by noleit:




Originally posted by semper fi nole:
meanwhile, homer tends to BOFITC ( copywrite Warchant LR )to the Animal Planet.




So homer is a corner worker.



in the corner of the closet...3dGrin



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hooplehead > idiot friggin lizards

This post was edited on 2/12 11:35 PM by semper fi nole



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Originally posted by semper fi nole:
hooplehead > idiot friggin lizards

This post was edited on 2/12 11:35 PM by semper fi nole




All this success, all the titles, all the awards, all the national acclaim, it must really chap your azz.

That just makes me really really happy for some reason.

Spare me the monosyballic response, btw. Jords, mullets, lizards, etc. I've got your measure now. No need to repeat yourself.

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Originally posted by LizardGrad89:




Originally posted by semper fi nole:
hooplehead > idiot friggin lizards

This post was edited on 2/12 11:35 PM by semper fi nole





All this success, all the titles, all the awards, all the national acclaim, it must really chap your azz.

That just makes me really really happy for some reason.

Spare me the monosyballic response, btw. Jords, mullets, lizards, etc. I've got your measure now. No need to repeat yourself.



and you'll be completely worthless P'sOS until you die...

This post was edited on 2/13 10:18 AM by semper fi nole



Posted on 2/13 10:17 AM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by semper fi nole:




Originally posted by LizardGrad89:







Originally posted by semper fi nole:
hooplehead > idiot friggin lizards


This post was edited on 2/12 11:35 PM by semper fi nole






All this success, all the titles, all the awards, all the national acclaim, it must really chap your azz.

That just makes me really really happy for some reason.

Spare me the monosyballic response, btw. Jords, mullets, lizards, etc. I've got your measure now. No need to repeat yourself.





and you'll be completely worthless P'sOS until you die...

This post was edited on 2/13 10:18 AM by semper fi nole




Yep. Chapped.

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Originally posted by LizardGrad89:




Originally posted by semper fi nole:
hooplehead > idiot friggin lizards

This post was edited on 2/12 11:35 PM by semper fi nole








That just makes me really really happy for some reason.





The truth will set you free... you will still be a massive head trauma victim, left wing nut job and worthless lizard... none of which will change.



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Originally posted by semper fi nole:




Originally posted by LizardGrad89:







Originally posted by semper fi nole:
hooplehead > idiot friggin lizards


This post was edited on 2/12 11:35 PM by semper fi nole









That just makes me really really happy for some reason.







The truth will set you free... you will still be a massive head trauma victim, left wing nut job and worthless lizard... none of which will change.





Your posts are as repetitious as the above picture.

Seriously, have you NOTHING of interest to say? At all? EVER?

Personally, I don't care, not my board (and besides, your insults are WEAK), but I would think your fellow Noles might like SOMETHING, ANYTHING from you to break the MONOTONY of these posts.

Heck, to save time, why don't you just put up a numbered list of your posts, then, instead of writing them out over and over, you could just post "#3", or "#6". Everybody would know what you meant, and you could free up more time to polish your guns, or whatever it is you do all day.

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Originally posted by LizardGrad89:

Heck, to save time, why don't you just put up a numbered list of your posts, then, instead of writing them out over and over, you could just post "#3", or "#6". Everybody would know what you meant, and you could free up more time to polish your guns, or whatever it is you do all day.



laugh....too funny!

Like now he could give you a #4...and that would mean 'Go Eff yourself you slackjawed, dim-witted, iguana'! And he could add multipliers too, Such as a (#4)+(D+L) would equal "Go Eff yourself you slackjawed, dim-witted, limp-wristed, dress-wearing iguana!"

....this idea has potential....if we could publish the code in a sticky....but that might be too much work. He's gonna have to sell decoder rings - might otherwise be hard to know the full range of insult when you see (#7)+(A+C+D+G+L+N+S+J+Y)!!!
wink



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Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:




Originally posted by LizardGrad89:

Heck, to save time, why don't you just put up a numbered list of your posts, then, instead of writing them out over and over, you could just post "#3", or "#6". Everybody would know what you meant, and you could free up more time to polish your guns, or whatever it is you do all day.





laugh....too funny!

Like now he could give you a #4...and that would mean 'Go Eff yourself you slackjawed, dim-witted, iguana'! And he could add multipliers too, Such as a (#4)+(D+L) would equal "Go Eff yourself you slackjawed, dim-witted, limp-wristed, dress-wearing iguana!"

....this idea has potential....if we could publish the code in a sticky....but that might be too much work. He's gonna have to sell decoder rings - might otherwise be hard to know the full range of insult when you see (#7)+(A+C+D+G+L+N+S+J+Y)!!!
wink



(#7)+(A+C+D+G+L+N+S+J+Y)!!!

Whoa. Semp would have to be pretty pissed.

That one would leave a mark.

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Y'all don't want me to assign numbers because they will likely be grid coordinates... we'll stick with whatever I deem appropriate at any particular time... for instance, leftylizardged89, GFYS...



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Originally posted by semper fi nole:
Y'all don't want me to assign numbers because they will likely be grid coordinates... we'll stick with whatever I deem appropriate at any particular time... for instance, leftylizardged89, GFYS...


I believe that's #7.

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Originally posted by LizardGrad89:




Originally posted by semper fi nole:
Y'all don't want me to assign numbers because they will likely be grid coordinates... we'll stick with whatever I deem appropriate at any particular time... for instance, leftylizardged89, GFYS...




I believe that's #7.



You and 7 can both GFYS OR FEO......



Posted on 2/18 3:13 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by semper fi nole:




Originally posted by LizardGrad89:







Originally posted by semper fi nole:
Y'all don't want me to assign numbers because they will likely be grid coordinates... we'll stick with whatever I deem appropriate at any particular time... for instance, leftylizardged89, GFYS...






I believe that's #7.





You and 7 can both GFYS OR FEO......



That's #7(+F)

I think I like Pokerdog's system. So compact and easy to use.

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If I don't mind, it don't matter. I don't mind that you don't matter.



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Originally posted by semper fi nole:
If I don't mind, it don't matter. I don't mind that you don't matter.


Sigh.

9,578 posts, zero substance.

I suppose it is what it is.

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Originally posted by LizardGrad89:




Originally posted by semper fi nole:
If I don't mind, it don't matter. I don't mind that you don't matter.




Sigh.

9,578 posts, zero substance.

I suppose it is what it is.



I don't mind that you don't matter. I do appreciate your lack of contribution to the thread though. It really isn't necessary for you to prove my posts to be accurate, but you may continue to post and validate my adjectives. Droop eyed, knuckledragging sissy.



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Originally posted by semper fi nole:




Originally posted by LizardGrad89:







Originally posted by semper fi nole:
If I don't mind, it don't matter. I don't mind that you don't matter.






Sigh.

9,578 posts, zero substance.

I suppose it is what it is.





I don't mind that you don't matter. I do appreciate your lack of contribution to the thread though. It really isn't necessary for you to prove my posts to be accurate, but you may continue to post and validate my adjectives. Droop eyed, knuckledragging sissy.



You can try to drag me down to your level, ain't gonna happen.

Be a boatload of draggin', anyway...

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Thanks for participating idiot.



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Originally posted by semper fi nole:
Thanks for participating idiot.


You're slipping SFN. You forgot all the references to lizards, jorts, mullets, etc.

Bored now.

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Originally posted by semper fi nole:



Yeah, I've dragged you into the boat a couple of times.

Unfortunately, this is a catch-and-release board.

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hhhhhmmmmmm.. this lizard is dumber than most...



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Originally posted by LizardGrad89:

Originally posted by semper fi nole:



Yeah, I've dragged you into the boat a couple of times.

Unfortunately, this is a catch-and-release board.



Correct when it comes to the football team, the G'ville police catch em and Cervone magically gets em released!



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