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lizardged89 is nearly as sharp as play-doh.



Posted on 2/20 4:26 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by semper fi nole:
hhhhhmmmmmm.. this lizard is dumber than most...


Uh huh.

Must hurt to be slapped around when you have home board advantage and can hurl any insult you please without repercussion. But, you see, I KNOW I'm in your head. I saw the post where you asked 64 to ban me. Why else would you do that?

Actually, if I'm really, really upsetting you, just let me know, I'll back off. I'm not heartless.

Posted on 2/20 4:55 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by LizardGrad89:




Originally posted by semper fi nole:
hhhhhmmmmmm.. this lizard is dumber than most...




Uh huh.

Must hurt to be slapped around when you have home board advantage and can hurl any insult you please without repercussion. But, you see, I KNOW I'm in your head. I saw the post where you asked 64 to ban me. Why else would you do that?

Actually, if I'm really, really upsetting you, just let me know, I'll back off. I'm not heartless.



That's a poorly disguised hook....wink

I can even spot that one, and I'm just a furry, four-legged, tail-waggin' Gaelic K-9 with spiked water bowl and a *red rocket* for the Bitch of Hearts.....3dGrin



Posted on 2/20 7:38 PM | IP: Logged

I don't even need a hook for this dunce. I could throw line in the water and he'd tie himself in a knot with it...



Posted on 2/20 8:16 PM | IP: Logged

I've caught some KY Fish and Game Wardens that way, quite literally....the dumbest box of eff-ing rocks that ever was handed governmental author-i-tay....



Posted on 2/20 8:46 PM | IP: Logged

Please help us!



Posted on 2/20 10:43 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:




Originally posted by LizardGrad89:







Originally posted by semper fi nole:
hhhhhmmmmmm.. this lizard is dumber than most...






Uh huh.

Must hurt to be slapped around when you have home board advantage and can hurl any insult you please without repercussion. But, you see, I KNOW I'm in your head. I saw the post where you asked 64 to ban me. Why else would you do that?

Actually, if I'm really, really upsetting you, just let me know, I'll back off. I'm not heartless.





That's a poorly disguised hook....wink

I can even spot that one, and I'm just a furry, four-legged, tail-waggin' Gaelic K-9 with spiked water bowl and a *red rocket* for the Bitch of Hearts.....3dGrin



It doesn't take much to catch that particular fish.

Throw a bent nail tied to a string in the water, you have to hit him with a paddle to keep him from jumping into the boat.

Posted on 2/21 8:27 PM | IP: Logged

Seems I don't have to do anything more but sit in the boat at this point.



Posted on 2/21 10:45 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by semper fi nole:
Seems I don't have to do anything more but sit in the boat at this point.


Denial is not just a river in Egypt, evidently...

Posted on 2/22 10:31 AM | IP: Logged

Now there is an original.



Posted on 2/22 6:27 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by LizardGrad89:




Originally posted by semper fi nole:
Seems I don't have to do anything more but sit in the boat at this point.




Denial is not just a river in Egypt, evidently...



Since you went running screaming into the hills to embrace a pine, reckon I'll just admire your stupidity and skull hollowness quality...



Posted on 3/6 8:31 PM | IP: Logged

I'll be brief: I hate gators.



Posted on 3/8 12:21 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by BransonFSU71:
I'll be brief: I hate gators.


Quality over quantity due to accuracy... and I know you ain't even joking a little bit..3dGrin



Posted on 3/20 8:22 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by semper fi nole:




Originally posted by LizardGrad89:







Originally posted by semper fi nole:
Seems I don't have to do anything more but sit in the boat at this point.






Denial is not just a river in Egypt, evidently...





Since you went running screaming into the hills to embrace a pine, reckon I'll just admire your stupidity and skull hollowness quality...



You have a very Shemp-like quality to you. I assume you will start barking if this discussion goes on for much longer...



And before you say it, let me assure you that you are nowhere near being Curly. You are so Shemp.

Posted on 3/23 1:36 PM | IP: Logged

Thanks for keeping a now year old thread alive with examples of consistent lizard failure. Your lack of wit and wisdom are equally disturbing but not surprising.



Posted on 3/23 4:24 PM | IP: Logged

Happy Birthday, Thread! I would have said that at 1 years old this thread is too young to drink.....but I would assume many of the posts were liquor induced, sooooo, this thread is of age by default....

So live it up Fred the Thread!! Happy Birthday and, um, I'm sure you'll be drunk by osmosis through Semp's mouse this coming Friday!!



Posted on 3/23 4:48 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by semper fi nole:
Thanks for keeping a now year old thread alive with examples of consistent lizard failure. Your lack of wit and wisdom are equally disturbing but not surprising.


Shemp,

Considering you kept it alive all by yourself for ten of those months, maybe you need to consider getting a hobby, or even (gasp) a job. The feds aren't going to keep sending you a check because of that plate in your head forever, you know.

Posted on 3/24 9:38 AM | IP: Logged

lizard talking about getting a job...roll Sounds great crotch rot..
3/24 12:27 PM | IP: Logged

Originally posted by semper fi nole:
lizard talking about getting a job...roll Sounds great crotch rot..


Grats on passing your 10,000th post.

You've managed to produce the same four posts 2,500 times each. Simply amazing. Bart Simpson and his chalkboard have nothing on you.

I must compliment you on both your sticktoitiveness and lack of imagination.

Posted on 3/27 3:16 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by semper fi nole:
lizard talking about getting a job...roll Sounds great crotch rot..


Grats on passing your 10,000th post.

You've managed to produce the same four posts 2,500 times each. Simply amazing. Bart Simpson and his chalkboard have nothing on you.

I must compliment you on both your sticktoitiveness and lack of imagination.

Posted on 3/27 3:17 PM | IP: Logged

^^^^and you posted that twice??? Irony?



Posted on 3/27 3:20 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:
^^^^and you posted that twice??? Irony?


Jealousy rearing it's backside called irony, how gator!



Posted on 3/27 3:22 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by LizardGrad89:




Originally posted by semper fi nole:
lizard talking about getting a job...roll Sounds great crotch rot..




Grats on passing your 10,000th post.

You've managed to produce the same four posts 2,500 times each. Simply amazing. Bart Simpson and his chalkboard have nothing on you.

I must compliment you on both your sticktoitiveness and lack of imagination.



Double posting dull, mundane drivvel continues to support all previous posts of the struggles and adjectives for lizards. Thanks for your support and example of how this thread is easily possible.



Posted on 3/27 4:19 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:
^^^^and you posted that twice??? Irony?


It was too subtle for some, but not you IPD. Kudos.

Posted on 3/29 10:18 PM | IP: Logged

I have often asked myself if a gate in an orange tee with his cigs rolled up in the sleeve and blue jorts, needed mouth to mouth to keep living on this earth, what would I do?

smokin

Posted on 3/30 10:42 AM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by Smackum:
I have often asked myself if a gate in an orange tee with his cigs rolled up in the sleeve and blue jorts, needed mouth to mouth to keep living on this earth, what would I do?

smokin



Sounds like a thinning the herd concept without knowing how he ended up that way. If I had to guess ( and I must ), deep throating a tailpipe on a running vehicle does fit into the thinning the herd concept, even though it isn't that unusual for a lizard..



Posted on 4/3 1:00 PM | IP: Logged





Posted on 4/9 11:29 PM | IP: Logged

Gators have no taste yet Canes think they're chicken.

Posted on 4/10 12:15 AM | IP: Logged

Damn, Semp gone off and abandoned his thread ~ been 6 weeks since you been acknowledgin' your lizard repugnance....can't let 112 carry all the water now .....t'wouldn't be sportin' 3dGrin



Posted on 6/17 12:22 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:
Damn, Semp gone off and abandoned his thread ~ been 6 weeks since you been acknowledgin' your lizard repugnance....can't let 112 carry all the water now .....t'wouldn't be sportin' 3dGrin


112 has em by the scrotum with a large set of vice grips... I didn't want to distract because lizards have a hard time thinking... didn't want to confuse them...



Posted on 6/17 12:55 PM | IP: Logged

Vise grips is probably safer than a black cord around the scrotum....ask David Carradine



Posted on 6/17 1:02 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:
Vise grips is probably safer than a black cord around the scrotum....ask David Carradine


That chit would make you create a new form of Kung Fu....3dGrin



Posted on 6/17 3:10 PM | IP: Logged

lizard fans getting ready... won't be long now. They're getting restless.













































3dGrin

This post was edited on 7/17 11:30 AM by semper fi nole



Posted on 7/17 11:06 AM | IP: Logged

Just get back from a family reunion?



Posted on 7/17 12:12 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by HomerGator:
Just get back from a family reunion?


We don't keep up with your travel habits. Ask Nurse Ratchett...



Posted on 7/17 12:24 PM | IP: Logged

It's medication time

Posted on 7/17 2:23 PM | IP: Logged

I've only known a couple of gators even semi personally and each of them had several bowel movements daily. I always thought that was disturbing.
8/5 4:53 PM | IP: Logged

Originally posted by BransonFSU71:
I've only known a couple of gators even semi personally and each of them had several bowel movements daily. I always thought that was disturbing.


I agree. The birth of a Nole is disturbing. I limit mine to once a day.



Posted on 8/5 6:22 PM | IP: Logged

They let mental home patients work in labor & delivery ?



Posted on 8/6 8:53 AM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by semper fi nole:
They let mental home patients work in labor & delivery ?


They do let mental patients take a dump.....



Posted on 8/7 4:43 PM | IP: Logged

This board is proof of that.



Posted on 8/7 10:54 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by HomerGator:



I limit mine to once a day.



Sitting in poop must be no big deal when your senile



Posted on 8/9 9:30 PM | IP: Logged

lol, gonna miss you and your gate hate bro.



Posted on 8/11 3:53 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by Club_Roody:
lol, gonna miss you and your gate hate bro.


Dido!!!

Posted on 8/11 4:07 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by gator_56:

Originally posted by Club_Roody:
lol, gonna miss you and your gate hate bro.


Dido!!!

he was definitely one of a kind.



Posted on 8/11 4:12 PM | IP: Logged

Semper fi nole - May you rest in peace bro.

Posted on 8/11 4:23 PM | IP: Logged

I just read this entire thread and laughed and cried at the same time.

I am truly going to miss him.



Posted on 8/11 4:30 PM | IP: Logged

Wow ... I just went back through the entire thread ... memories of 17 months of fun ... I'm really going to miss him.



Posted on 8/11 4:31 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by HomerGator:
Wow ... I just went back through the entire thread ... memories of 17 months of fun ... I'm really going to miss him.
I did too....

Posted on 8/11 4:33 PM | IP: Logged

Seeing his posts/signatures got the tears forming, he took pride in his marine signatures.



Posted on 8/11 4:40 PM | IP: Logged

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