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Originally posted by BeccaNole72:
I just read this entire thread and laughed and cried at the same time.

I am truly going to miss him.



Same here. In denial.



Posted on 8/12 1:04 AM | IP: Logged

What Would Semper Say:

Its been a very bad week, but that don't change fundamental facts that Gators are a bunch of poorly dressed, limpwristed, circlejerkin', no talent, greasy, slimey, 12 sandwich eating, bloated, rhino looking pile of Charlie Sierra's..



Posted on 8/16 5:01 PM | IP: Logged

WWSD

Buzzards need to eat, same as worms.....



Posted on 8/16 5:18 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:
What Would Semper Say:

Its been a very bad week, but that don't change fundamental facts that Gators are a bunch of poorly dressed, limpwristed, circlejerkin', no talent, greasy, slimey, 12 sandwich eating, bloated, rhino looking pile of Charlie Sierra's..



I loved when Semper called the lizards Hoopleheaded. I once had an Aunt that used to call me a Hooplehead and I till this day never heard anyone else use the term. I always meant to mention that to him.



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Posted on 8/25 4:09 PM | IP: Logged

RIP Brother....you will be missed!!

This post was edited on 9/5 12:27 AM by scottymac62

Posted on 9/1 11:02 PM | IP: Logged

Nice picture rolleyes



Posted on 9/4 9:37 PM | IP: Logged

This is Wally the Gator Hater. I have the same unabashed, undying hatred for everything connected to that crap hole of a school, and everyone who graduated from it and everyone who lives in a trailer next to it and everyone from East Palatka who thinks they went to the school but can't get out of jail to get their drivers license back so they can haul their doublewide to Alachua County. It turns my stomach to see any tone of orange or blue and if any God fearing individual believes that a Gator is anythng more than a piece of crap, I got some Jesus to lay on their plate. God Bless the Noles. God Bless, and may he rest, Semper Fi. And God Bless Bobby Bowden and all Nole warriors. I can't wait till we filet Tebow in his last home ganme - Urban will be suburban, and E.J. will deal the ultimate slap down in hog town!



Posted on 11/18 9:31 PM | IP: Logged

RIP Semper Fi. Faithful to the end.

Go Noles.



Posted on 12/11 1:05 AM | IP: Logged

Damnit Semp....been missin' your PUI threads.

If'n they let jarheads drink in heaven, (which it's heaven, so of course there's drinking/celebratin')....then I know damn well you've already broken a half dozen golden harps.....I know you told folks to go hang thmeselves with piano wire, but those strings aren't garrotes, nor do you use harps as cheese graters....



Posted on 4/6 5:37 PM | IP: Logged

Just lettin' you know Semp, I've been dealing with several lefty lizards on the Lounge board, who quite frankly need similar handling as you did to jf-stupid-stump. I'm sure you're lookin' down and laughing at my attempt to throw pearls (cogent thoughts) to swine (or in this case empty headed, latte-sipping, blank-stared, cut-n-pasting, logic challenged, air-starters who are as sharp as a bowling ball, and don't have enough forethought to beat a 5-year-old in a tic-tac-toe game when given the first move)

I know this is of no suprise to you, but damn, some of those folk's only usefulness is to take a swan dive off of a tall cliff so as to fertilize the rock grubs and weeds, and maybe provide fodder for the buzzards.

I know you would agree 3dGrin



Posted on 6/16 5:13 PM | IP: Logged

My Semper would Definately AGREE! lol



Posted on 9/22 8:55 PM | IP: Logged

Pam, Methinks ol' Richard has earned his stripes on guard duty in heaven. Note how FSU's fortunes has significantly improved whereas the Gators... ~ well, not so much. Dude has some pull I tell ya!. Probably keepin' the Almighty in stiches....



Posted on 10/18 1:41 PM | IP: Logged

I miss you Semp....

Posted on 11/5 10:35 PM | IP: Logged

oh Semper would definately have this thread BLOWN UP this week if he were here with us..... :-) I sure miss his hysterical laughs and chuckles while he waa on the boards at night :-(
Love you guys!



Posted on 11/24 8:16 PM | IP: Logged

I have too say even though we got our ass kicked I would have loved to of read all of Semps smack after this one! I miss you buddy!!!

Posted on 11/29 8:23 PM | IP: Logged

Congrats on 31-7, Richard.



Posted on 1/10 5:55 AM | IP: Logged

Of course...





Posted on 1/15 12:50 AM | IP: Logged

Igloo - ya looking for an Eskimo wife? I'm sure Semp would tell you that you'll be as happy with a gator bride as if your back had be broken ;)



Posted on 1/16 1:36 AM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:
Igloo - ya looking for an Eskimo wife? I'm sure Semp would tell you that you'll be as happy with a gator bride as if your back had be broken ;)


Na, got me a hot Nole wife. I'm good. wink



Posted on 1/22 5:50 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by alaskanseminole:

Originally posted by IrishPokerDog:
Igloo - ya looking for an Eskimo wife? I'm sure Semp would tell you that you'll be as happy with a gator bride as if your back had be broken ;)


Na, got me a hot Nole wife. I'm good. wink



Does her hotness make the Igloo "house" rain due to melting ice on the inside? I kinda like that concept...every day would be a wet t-shirt day, which would be welcome after coming back from a hard day of skinning some walrus and baby seal pelts, with the occasional narwhal and carribou. I bet after a narwhal haul you come into the Igloo ice parlor with the narwhal tusk between your legs "Honey, I's got somethin' for ya!" - I bet Ms. Igloo really smokes the salmon on those days....



Posted on 1/25 2:14 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by wtgh:
This is Wally the Gator Hater. I have the same unabashed, undying hatred for everything connected to that crap hole of a school, and everyone who graduated from it and everyone who lives in a trailer next to it and everyone from East Palatka who thinks they went to the school but can't get out of jail to get their drivers license back so they can haul their doublewide to Alachua County. It turns my stomach to see any tone of orange or blue and if any God fearing individual believes that a Gator is anythng more than a piece of crap, I got some Jesus to lay on their plate. God Bless the Noles. God Bless, and may he rest, Semper Fi. And God Bless Bobby Bowden and all Nole warriors. I can't wait till we filet Tebow in his last home ganme - Urban will be suburban, and E.J. will deal the ultimate slap down in hog town!


NEVER capitalize the word gator.

Posted on 11/1 11:15 AM | IP: Logged

How's that continued Gator domination working out?

Posted on 11/29 11:51 AM | IP: Logged

Hey jarhead.....its Christmas season, and that reminds me of some of our funniest psots in this thread.

Try not to quaff too much holy wine (or holy bourbon as the case may be) before you pull color guard duty for Heaven's Christmas Hosanas....Happy



Posted on 12/8 5:19 PM | IP: Logged

What the f'k canes and gaters? Why did you have to suck so bad last year? Srsly? 6-6 for the both of you. GD you need to get your ish together. Is it too much to ask for y'all to crawl to 7-5 next year?

Ok Canes - Could please get the NCAA out of the state? NONE of us want them here and the Troll is bound to f'k it up somehow.

Gates - You suck in every way possible. I'm not sure if that sums it up so I'll add that you suck in every way possible. But if I had to add something it would be that you suck in every way possible. The only way to culminate my thoughts on this matter would be to state that you suck in every way possible. While I'm sitting here enjoying my Lord Calvert I can only come to the conclusion that you suck in every way possible. Should Hell freeze over you would still suck in every way possible. Stephen Hawking would agree that you suck in every way possible. I believe that Joe the Plummer once stated that you suck in every way possible. The Republican primaries have a spot on the ballot that is already checked as 'Gators - they suck in every way possible'. The lost tribe in South America says "Eck leck, un ru swer" which loosely translates to gators suck in every way possible. Driving down I-95 the signs that give amber alerts state "Be on the look out for the gators that suck in every way possible". If you visit YouTube, you'll find at least 8 animals that can speak 'gators suck in every way possible'. People that believe that the moon landing was staged say Neil Armstrong actually said "That's one small step for a man and the gators suck in every way possible". You suck in every way posssible.



RIP Semp



Posted on 1/26 9:21 AM | IP: Logged

A fine addition to Semp's thread; Semp would be proud, and I think that rant should enter the annals of glory with respect to Gator bashing.....bravo!3dGrin



Posted on 1/26 11:16 AM | IP: Logged

Gators are a bunch of weed smokin,violent butt kissers,homos,hobos.........uzi



Posted on 2/27 8:56 PM | IP: Logged

nm

This post was edited on 6/21 4:27 PM by Cali Sooner

6/21 4:23 PM | IP: Logged
We miss you semper. This would have been a fun week to read your messages.
11/23 9:58 PM | IP: Logged
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