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Bunch of slackjawed, no teeth having, jort wearing, mullet headed, funky ass, toe jam, crab infested, hollow skull, rump rangers, circlejerking, turd resembling, Charlie Sierra's...that almost covers it....if anyone can think of a hundred other reasons, feel free to contribute.....flushflushflushflushMaddeviluzi

This post was edited on 3/22 1:14 AM by semper fi nole



Posted on 3/21 10:09 PM | IP: Logged

Too late....... ignorant, backwoods, dim-witted, slow-thinking, muddle-headed, addle-brained, limp-d**k, dumb-asses.



Posted on 3/21 10:34 PM | IP: Logged

AK firing, keg stealing ( subsequent tossing ), salad tossing, bike stealing, weed cultivating, impound lot felons, tire boot removal artist, sideline teammate kissing, limp wristed, dress wearing sasquatch, buying weed from Feds ( when you have your own field and too lazy to process ), buffet raiding tripletts, sandwich throwing, bartender slapping sissies...



Posted on 3/22 12:59 AM | IP: Logged

Semp, is this a drunken tirade?!?



Posted on 3/22 10:12 AM | IP: Logged

Semp, tell us how you really feel.laugh



Posted on 3/22 10:37 AM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by _CANES_:
Semp, is this a drunken tirade?!?


No brother... just a refresher... had to remind myself...3dGrin I couldn't drink enough to get drunk because I ate too much, but it wasn't from lack of effort. A buddy of mine showed up about 9:30 with some JWB Scotch and the opening round was 8 straight shots... I didn't go to sleep until after 4 am and was downing a shot about every half hour or so for a great while.... I'm worse for wear from the 150 lb. db rows that the JWB... going fishing in awhile and should be going a massage parlor......lizards suck...3dGrin

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Posted on 3/22 11:36 AM | IP: Logged

gutters are all mouth...no ears...and they crawl on their bellies....enough said!!



Posted on 3/22 12:27 PM | IP: Logged

You guys need to be careful ... don't overwork your brains.

Posted on 3/22 12:48 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by GatorAl:
You guys need to be careful ... don't overwork your brains.


That's a luxury Noles have old decrepit lizard ass dildo Al... we have brains..if we choose to overwork them, it's by choice..not genetics...3dGrin

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Posted on 3/22 1:49 PM | IP: Logged

gutters talking about brains???rolllaughroll



Posted on 3/22 3:55 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by semper fi nole:
Too late....... ignorant, backwoods, dim-witted, slow-thinking, muddle-headed, addle-brained, limp-d**k, dumb-asses.
laugh



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Posted on 3/23 4:55 PM | IP: Logged

Looks like you used "Shock Therapy" on that one Semp!3dGrin



Posted on 3/23 6:31 PM | IP: Logged

If you were to lay a claymore in gunsville and say " come here stupid ", half the population would be gone in a matter of seconds... only because they trampled the other tards getting there first...

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Posted on 3/23 7:05 PM | IP: Logged

I love this guy!



Posted on 3/24 9:10 AM | IP: Logged

Branson is THE lizard hater... legendary status....3dGrin



Posted on 3/24 3:24 PM | IP: Logged

I feel like I'm watching this scene from Blazing Saddles:





Posted on 3/24 6:09 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by JaxBo:
I feel like I'm watching this scene from Blazing Saddles:




Well, are you punk ? ...maybe it's a mirage



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Posted on 3/25 3:09 PM | IP: Logged

laugh



Posted on 3/25 4:05 PM | IP: Logged

Damn, Semp ... you made RL piss his pants twice with the same pic in the same thread.



Posted on 3/26 12:05 PM | IP: Logged

That coming from an expert pants pisser may be a compliment...or not...



Posted on 3/26 2:12 PM | IP: Logged

walleyed, taildragging, burn down a trailer park sleeping with a cigarette, bacon stripped underdrawer wearing, mud wallering jackasses....3dGrin



Posted on 3/29 12:13 AM | IP: Logged

lizard hall of fame...





Posted on 3/29 10:43 AM | IP: Logged

delusional,irrelevent, downward spiralling wildebeast stalkers...flushflushflushflushflushflush



Posted on 3/31 10:16 PM | IP: Logged

eddie munster and herban "7" lying POS both wear women's underwear....



Posted on 4/6 2:48 AM | IP: Logged

Ah, Sunday: Is there a better day to wake up and hate scum sucking, snot dripping, gob of spit gator puke.



Posted on 4/6 12:43 PM | IP: Logged

Ain't no day off far as lizard hatred goes...Branson, I assume you'll be at the spring game next week ?



Posted on 4/6 2:14 PM | IP: Logged

Have one corporate tax return left to do that should be done by Wednesday night. Drink Thursday, travel to Tally on Friday morning, go to the range in Wakulla County and be tailgaiting under the oaks by noon or so on Saturday. Is the gathering in the same place as last year?



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According to the map, it looks like your Oaks will still be in close proximity Branson...



Posted on 4/7 11:34 AM | IP: Logged

poor teabag mumbling to his worshippers after an asswhipping.." I can't believe we're going to suck worse next year....Bubba "Gump" is gone, Buckethead Harvey is gone, my man lovin prison cell mate has moved on to a sure to be "noteworthy" career in recreation programming, a yet unknown profession that was made up so a impound felon could have a major... I got to find a new man ho.... all of this stress is killing me... and I need some more of these worthless bracelets so I can be up with the times...How can they expect me to perform with all of these distractions ? timmy is only one man. timmy didn't lose this game by himself. timmy has feelings too..and only sandpaper tongue tony seems to understand my woes..." "

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Posted on 4/10 11:57 PM | IP: Logged

While I acknowledge your truly dedicated hatred of the pond scums that live in gunsville, I believe I have you beat.

I hated those bastages from the moment I was concieved and deposited in my momma's womb.

I would climb the highest mountain, crawl across the Sahara Desert, stark naked, at high noon, just to piss on one of their graves. My hatred for any and all in puke orange and blue is legendary. Just ask 64.

I get ill when I read someone say the following, "My gator friend". Every time I hear it, I want to go postal. You have no friends if you are desperate enough to have one of those knuckle-dragging, depends wearing, mustache growing (otherwise known as crash pads for high speed cser's) jort loving, mullet designing, blunt passing, circle-jerking mofo's.smokin

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Posted on 4/13 1:39 PM | IP: Logged

I feel your pain Smackum. It feels familiar... I suspect we need to develop some levels of hatred based on various criteria... from your post, there is no doubt you are a bonafide, level 1, Defcon 4 lizard hater. I don't know if you've conversed with Branson, but he got so excited talking about lizard hatred at the tailgate party he started breaking out vintage high powered rifles for all to see...it was a touching moment...3dGrin



Posted on 4/13 6:29 PM | IP: Logged

A man close to my heart. Target practice, anyone??smokin

Posted on 4/14 2:08 PM | IP: Logged

Branson had some quality rifles that I know would be accurate at 500 meters... the advantage to that is you wouldn't have to smell them unless the wind shifted...3dGrin



Posted on 4/14 8:31 PM | IP: Logged

Semper, do you need target practice??3dGrin



Posted on 4/14 8:40 PM | IP: Logged

I'm always up for target practice....depends on what I'm aiming for...and here we go with the spoon again...you are one tricky lizard woman... you seem to get me off track at will... are you into voodoo or something ?



Posted on 4/14 8:45 PM | IP: Logged

"At will"????? Hmmm let me ponder upon this.Wink



Posted on 4/14 8:52 PM | IP: Logged

There goes another chicken's foot...ease up Lizzy...



Posted on 4/14 8:55 PM | IP: Logged

Maybe Cricket will be the lizard's replacement for baseball.....



Posted on 4/15 9:18 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by NOAH2LEAK:
"At will"????? Hmmm let me ponder upon this.Wink

Who's Will?



Posted on 4/15 9:24 PM | IP: Logged

Will who ? All I know is lizards suck...I don't know Will....how are you Boss ? How did you like all of the action photos from the tailgate ? You need to go ahead and plan on being there next year...We'll bring the Jort Enforcement Special Ops Stealth Team up to Arkansas and kidnap you if necessary...you know you want to come on down and get those Becca hugs... that's worth the trip all by itself...you can't have JMG stealing your hugs...3dGrin



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Originally posted by JaxBo:
I feel like I'm watching this scene from Blazing Saddles:




Did you ever figure out if you were watching it or not ? Droop eyed cross dresser...



Posted on 4/18 12:34 PM | IP: Logged

I reckon this is an unsolvable situation for you Jax...kind of like the 3 piece puzzle you have been trying to complete since Christmas..



Posted on 4/21 10:34 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by semper fi nole:
Will who ? All I know is lizards suck...I don't know Will....how are you Boss ? How did you like all of the action photos from the tailgate ? You need to go ahead and plan on being there next year...We'll bring the Jort Enforcement Special Ops Stealth Team up to Arkansas and kidnap you if necessary...you know you want to come on down and get those Becca hugs... that's worth the trip all by itself...you can't have JMG stealing your hugs...3dGrin

I liked the photos for sure and I'm definitely going to try to make it down next year.



Posted on 4/21 10:56 PM | IP: Logged

You'll be there Boss... Crowl and I have already put the contingency plan in place a whole year in advance...3dGrin It'll be a fine day for sure...



Posted on 4/21 11:02 PM | IP: Logged


Originally posted by JaxBo:
I feel like I'm watching this scene from Blazing Saddles:




Well were you punk ? 3dGrin



Posted on 5/12 3:21 PM | IP: Logged

Yes, lizards still suck just as badly....even in the offseason...



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I am not particularly fond of watching that duck/ibis run through a fire extinguisher in South Florida either.



Posted on 7/3 9:09 PM | IP: Logged

I thought it was a goose...nonetheless, lizards are mud dwelling,limbstruck airstarters.....



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